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Introduction
“Think massages are quiet and relaxing?
This place will break that rule completely.
It’s called the ‘World’s Loudest Massage’ in Bangkok—and walking in feels like stepping into a nightclub.
Pumping music, flashing lights, you could dance while getting a massage.
A gold tuk-tuk, LED ceilings, even an underwater-themed roof—every corner’s a photo spot.
And when you’re done, they give you sandals and take your photo.
It’s basically an event, not just a massage.”
